Time Travel According To The Movies
Getty Images The story of mankind is one of numerous victories over Mother Nature. We raze forests, dam rivers and blow the hell outta mountains just to exert our dominance over the terrain and...
View ArticleThe Toughest Movie Moms
Strong female characters in movies have come a long way, but there are still some things that we just don’t see very often. A young heroine can be thoughtful, fight crime or both, but she’s usually...
View ArticlePrometheus Unbound: The 4 Craziest Alien Crossovers
by Luke McKinney Alien is an iconic franchise, but it’s not the most suitable for crossovers. If director Ridley Scott and designer H.R. Giger had made the sexual themes any clearer the audio would...
View Article4 Real-Life Robot Suits You Won’t Believe Exist
The human body is a fleshy, inferior thing. Sure, it lets us metabolize glucose and oxygen to create energy and all that boring, nerdy stuff but when it comes to allowing us to leap tall buildings in a...
View ArticleStop Arnold Schwarzenegger for His Own Good
by Luke McKinney Arnold Schwarzenegger has made more things involving ass-kicking than the guy who invented shoes. He’s best known for a superintelligent computer in charge of killing the entire world...
View ArticleScrew Gritty Reboots; The Time For Goofy Reboots is NOW
by Jason Iannone Gritty reboots sure are awesome, aren’t they? It’s incredible how a stale character, bloated and exhausted after years of increasingly clownish behavior, can become cool again, simply...
View ArticleThe Most Common Names in Movies Aren’t So Common
Humor writer M. Asher Cantrell’s new book is called The Book of Word Records: A Look at Some of the Strangest, Shortest, Longest, and Overall Most Remarkable Words in the English Language, and if that...
View Article10 Weird Questions with Jonathan Sadowski
1. So what are you up to right now? Currently I’m in New York filming an independent feature alongside Connie Nielsen, Sara Paxton, and David Aaron Baker. It’s a really funny concept about a guy who...
View ArticleThe Tale of the Tired Terminator
Schwarzenegger has revealed that in the next Terminator movie we’ll see the flesh of T-800s age, because CGI body doubling is still really expensive. Hopefully Skynet will be able build titanium-coltan...
View ArticleBetter Living Through Arnold Schwarzenegger
You might think the only lesson in Schwarzenegger movies is “Don’t fight gigantic Austrians.” And that if you have to teach someone that, you’re not so much spreading morality as preventing natural...
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